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It doesn't seem that you are about to join the ranks of retirees with little to do, given the quality of this blog and the joy it brings to your readership. Book deal brewing, perhaps? Congrats in advance.

Retirement? I have plans for you down on Ponce, pal! Lots of ladies...er...we'll make sure they're actually ladies first - there's a whole technique to this you know. And I'm sure you'll invent a very precise and detailed technique as one is warranted and as you are wont to do.

Finally. Time to start your real career.

I can't imagine you'll ever think of work again. Except now you'll have to install a soda machine on your porch and stock it up with... with...


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